it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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