i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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