How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
is it fun? or sober?
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