party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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