worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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