Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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