it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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