He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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