Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Randomize
