I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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