If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My feet surprised me
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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