3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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