was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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