Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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