I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she peed on how many people?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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