i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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