some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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