I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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