either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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