The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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