Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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