My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
smell my finger.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Randomize
