something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
