He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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