thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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