Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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