Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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