well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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