Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We talked him into tasing himself.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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