Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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