would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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