I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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