so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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