We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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