I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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