SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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