Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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