Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
home. puking in laundry basket.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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