ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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