So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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