sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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