I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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