To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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