Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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