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is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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