similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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