last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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