don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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