I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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