His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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