i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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