Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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