you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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