who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
