Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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