.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
