dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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